Just Saying Is All
This past offseason, Toledo Mud Hens Director of Media Relations Jason Griffin generated a good deal of attention for his team when he offered A-Rod a contract with the Mud Hens.
The contract offer was, of course, facetious. But looking back, perhaps A-Rod would have been better off in Toledo. Away from the harsh glare of New York, he could have settled in to a much more relaxed and carefree existence. Instead, A-Rod stayed in the Big Apple, where his marriage disintegrated after he was “brainwashed” by Madonna, his alleged “soulmate.”
But those in the know are aware that Toledo wouldn’t have offered any respite for the beleaguered slugger. Because Toledo is home to none other than Muddonna:
Therefore, its probably for the best that A-Rod didn’t end up in Toledo. As embarrassing as it has been for him to have his marriage broken up by an internationally known pop star, it would have been doubly embarrassing if the homewrecker in question had been an International League mascot.
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