Now It Can Be Revealed
Last week’s post on the Lowell Spinners’ “Politically Incorrect Night” was extensive, but I nonetheless left out the most controversial and shocking aspect of the promotion:
Apropos of nothing, the first 1500 fans received a BOS. What is a BOS, you ask? Uh, well, the “B” stands for bag. Here, a young fan checks out the contents of said bag:
As for what was in the bag? Well, uh, hopefully this will explain:
Yeah, that is what you think it is. Plastic poo. Now that I have performed my civic doody by providing this information to the masses, I can log off this computer for the first time in what feels like forever. Good night.