"Everything Is Okay" Alarm Now Going Off in Lakewood

One of the many highlights of the Lakewood Blueclaws' promotional schedule this season was June 8's Cameron Mathison appearance. The All My Children actor and Dancing With the Stars contestant was slated to sign autographs throughout the evening at FirstEnergy Park, and there is no doubt that dozens (perhaps scores) of people throughout Lakewood were eagerly anticipating his arrival.

But then tragedy struck.

Mathison canceled his appearance, due to new obligations with The Style Network (more like "The Promotion-Ruining Network", if you ask me). A collective dejected sigh emanated from the people of Lakewood when they heard this heart-breaking news.

Not like its much of a consolation, but the BlueClaws claim that Mathison is "devastated" by the the fact that he had to cancel.

"I really do apologize for what has happened with this appearance, as it is not typical of how I am," he said. "My hands are tied and it is extremely frustrating."

Now, here's where this story takes a positive turn. First, Mathison has sent the club an All My Children script, autographed by the entire cast. This fine piece of soap memorabilia will be awarded to a randomly selected fan during the game on June 8.

Even better, the quick-acting BlueClaws have found a replacement for Mathison! Jason Thompson (General Hospital's Dr. Patrick Drake) is now the guest of honor. The alluring TV star will throw out the first pitch, and then sign autographs and pose for pictures for the following two hours.

Congratulations to the BlueClaws, who, upon being handed a lemon, made a sweet, sweet glass of lemonade. All is well with the world once again.