Short and Sweet
Take, for example, this brilliant headline (located on the MiLB.com press release page):
"Curve Puts Off Procrastination Night"
Well, you can't say it was hard to see that one coming. Here's hoping the Curve continue to mine comedic gold from this promotion. In a perfect world, it would always be on the cusp of taking place, but would never actually happen.
Sort of like a Philadelphia sports team winning a championship.

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