A Thoroughly Flawed Evening in Jamestown
I included this event in my final "Promotion Preview" column of the season, summing it up thusly:
"On this special evening, the club will pay tribute to the 2007 Patriots and other "imperfect" teams (such as the winless Tampa Bay Buccaneers of 1976-77) in a variety of ways. Every fan wearing NFL gear receives free admission, and mascot Bubba Grape will take part in a re-enactment of Eli Manning's famous completion to David Tyree. Also taking place will be a "wide right" contest, in which fans will attempt to miss field goals in a fashion similar to the Bills' Scott Norwood in Super Bowl XXV."
I am happy to report that I have received a most amusing recap of the evening from Jammers director of baseball operations Scott Eddy, who breaks it all down in a succinct, point-by-point fashion:
"There was absolutely nothing perfect about this night at Diethrick Park in Jamestown as A) The home team was down 6-0 after two innings and as much as 15-0 at one point before finally losing 15-2 to Auburn."
B) There was rainfall for much of the evening
C) Our regular on-field host, an avid Bills fan, refused to announce the "Wide Right" re-creation. Taking his place, I was heckled quite heartily by many of the Bills fans in attendance. Brought back bad memories, I suppose. Our contestant did Scott Norwood proud- imperfectly wide right and he walked away with a prize.
D) The picture isn't very clear, but although
So there you have it, folks. The Jammers really couldn't have asked for a more imperfect evening. Which begs the question: If one attains their stated goal of imperfection, is this, in itself, a form of perfection?
I, for one, am going to spend the remainder of my day pondering this deep philosophical query.

Bubba "Usain Bolt" Grape should come up with his own moves.
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