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Rickwoodn't Be Nice

2009-11-19T18:53:55Z

When it comes to places I'd like to visit within the world of Minor League Baseball, I have a list that's two feet wide and a mile long. It's a most unwieldy list, and upon consulting it I can not help but feel there should be a more economical way for me to write out my desires.

But at the top of this list, towering 5,280 feet above the ground, is this item:

Attend the Rickwood Classic.

For those who may not yet be "in the know" -- Each season the Birmingham Barons play one game at Rickwood Field, which served as their home from 1910 through 1987 and is now recognized as the oldest functioning professional stadium in the country. The club pulls out all the stops for the Rickwood Classic, honoring a different period of Birmingham baseball history each year by suiting up in that era's uniforms.

I bring this up because yesterday the Barons announced the details of the 2010 Classic. Here's a relevant excerpt:

The Birmingham Barons will do their part to celebrate the 100th anniversary of historic Rickwood Field when the team returns to their old stomping grounds for the 15th Annual Rickwood Classic on June 2. The 12:30 p.m. contest will pit the Barons opposite the Tennessee Smokies...The two franchises will use the occasion to pay homage to the early years of Rickwood Field. The $75,000, 7,000-seat facility opened on Aug. 18, 1910, when the Barons took on the Montgomery Climbers in a game witnessed by an estimated 10,000 fans....The Barons will wear replicas of uniforms from the 1910 season while the Smokies will wear uniforms from the 1914 season, when they were known as the Appalachian Smokies.

I wrote a feature about the Rickwood Field earlier this year, which can be viewed HERE. And since I'm on the topic, I'd like to point out that in both 2006 and 2007, the Barons won the Classic, 3-2, on the strength of a late-inning tie-breaking sacrifice fly by Thomas Collaro. Seriously, you cannot make this stuff up.

At any rate, June 2 is now marked on my 2010 calendar with an Alabama state flag puffy sticker. Maybe this year I'll be able to traverse the Mason-Dixon line in order to see Rickwood Field in all it's glory.

-- On Tuesday I wrote about the Lakewood BlueClaws' bowling league, and even attempted to brainstorm some potential team names. Well, the BlueClaws held a "best bowling team name" contest via Twitter, ultimately selecting these entries: Pinchy's Pin Busters, BlueClaws Pin Setters, and Alley Claws.

I'm surprised no one suggested "Pinchsetters."

-- Finally, a new edition of "Promo Preview Offseason Edition" can be found HERE. At the very least, read the column in order to discover my three favorite songs on "Appetite for Destruction." I'd be interested to hear yours.

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A Discussion Involving Homebody Bobbles, Elderly Even-Toed Ungulates

2009-11-18T18:10:17Z

Nine days ago, when the Earth was young and men were men, I wrote on the topic of the Lowell Spinners' "Search for the Missing Canaligator." I wrote about it RIGHT HERE, in fact.

The premise was simple: the team hid a special Canaligator bobblehead somewhere within Lowell city limits. Then, a series of clues was incrementally released. Said clues revealed the wayward bobblehead to have remarkably little ambition, as most were focused on how Canaligator likes to stay indoors and hang out near the ballpark.

And, lo and behold, he was hiding at the team gift shop. A fan with a most detective-like name, Matt Savage, was the first to roust the Canaligator bobblehead from its hiding spot. In exchange for these Herculean efforts, he will be rewarded with four tickets to the team's upcoming alumni dinner, every bobblehead the team gives away in 2010, and the opportunity to throw out the first pitch at a game next season. Not too shabby. Not too shabby at all.

In other news, the Lehigh Valley IronPigs recently announced that they have formed a "club" for the team's more aged supporters -- The Silver Pigs. I almost wish I was 29 years older, just so I could call myself a "Silver Pig".

Membership to this esteemed institution costs $25, and includes a t-shirt, seat cushion, an invitation to play some bingo, and a ticket to Silver Pigs group night on August 31 (complete with ballpark tour).

I am hoping that South Bend institutes a similar program, just because they could call it the Silver Silver Hawks. Obviously, it takes very little to amuse me these days.

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A Return to Fertile Soil

2009-11-17T18:43:06Z

There are 160 teams in the world of affiliated Minor League Baseball, and I do my best to cover them in as fair and equitable a manner as possible. But, inevitably, some teams receive more coverage than others.

I'll let others be the judge of why this may be so (east coast bias? bribery? laziness? the randomness inherent in all aspects of existence?). My reason for bringing this topic up in the first place is simply because, yet again, I am going to devote a blog post to the Lakewood BlueClaws and Trenton Thunder. Regular readers are aware, of course, that these two teams have recently gotten more than their share of coveted Ben's Biz Blog publicity.

Well, here's some more.

Let's start with the BlueClaws, who announced today that they will be sponsoring a bowling league. I am a huge proponent of the sport (which, nouveau Brooklynites take note, should be enjoyed unironically), and therefore eager to see this idea catch on throughout the Minors.

As befits such an occasion, the BlueClaws launched into a series of bowling-related puns as a way to promote this endeavor. From a post today on the BlueClaws blog:

"Have some spare time? Want a great way to split up the work week? Then don't strike out. Join the new BlueClaws Bowling League!"

The blog also provides a link to "funny team bowling names", which is something I can definitely get behind. Here's a my own list of baseball-inspired bowling league names:

The Hook-y Leagues
The Liberal Strike Zones
Hall of Framers
Bowl Durham
Slow Rollers
The Split-chell Report

Man, that was harder than I thought it would be. I didn't do a very good job at all. All that I can do is offer my customary "kudos" to the team in question and move on....

To the Trenton Thunder, who are staging a unique and very worthwhile memorabilia auction. Throughout the season, clubby Tom "Tonto" Cackley collected memorabilia from a wide array of Thunder players (including rehabbing big leaguers) as well as special ballpark guests. Now, he's auctioning all of these items on eBay, with proceeds benefiting the Domestic Violence Project.

There are 87 (!) items available. Listing them would be rather redundant; simply click HERE and see for yourself.

Finally, I'll be writing up a new offseason edition of "Promotion Preview" tomorrow, covering the next two weeks. Please get in touch with information on any and all Minor League events that are taking place during this time.

Thank you in advance for getting in touch. And thank you retroactively for reading.

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Jon and Kate Plus Football Plus Blurry Mascot Photos Plus Dubious Metaphors

2009-11-16T18:29:35Z

Greetings from the barren, windswept prairie that is mid-November in Minor League Baseball. It's not that bad out here, in all honesty. There's an invigorating chill in the air, plenty of room to roam, and all it takes to ward off predatory mammals is a well-aimed hatchet toss.

Therefore, all that's left for me to do is to collect and then disseminate the few scraps of information that are blowing about. I shall commence with this immediately:

-- I've never seen the reality show "Jon and Kate Plus 8", but am nonetheless aware that it is a pop-cultural phenomenon for some reason. In tonight's episode, which airs at 9 on TLC, Jon takes the kids to a Reading Phillies game. This marks the second time this year that a reality show dealing with oversized broods has filmed on location at a Double-A baseball game. Do I spot a trend?

-- And speaking of television...Victory Field, home of the Indianapolis Indians, was featured on Sunday Night Football yesterday evening. Kudos to the Indy grounds crew for some thoughtful outfield logo placement:

Finally, my plea on Twitter and Facebook this morning for last-minute blog material came up empty...except for this: Reader Lee McEacharn was kind enough to send me a picture of San Jose Giants mascot Gigante throwing out the first pitch at a game in August in honor of his birthday. What I like about this photo is that it is mysterious and timeless, imbuing the normally straightforward subject of mascot birthdays with an air of shadowy intrigue.

Did this actually take place, or was it all a dream?

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Superstitions, Swedes, and Analogies of Dubious Relevance

2009-11-13T18:39:09Z

Happy Friday the 13th -- a day in which misfortune is the norm and calamity lurks behind every corner.

This is the third and final Friday the 13th of 2009, and as (bad) luck would have it none fell during the baseball season. This deprived teams of the chance to stage superstition-themed promos, with ladders on the concourse, broken mirrors in the bathrooms, and black cats darting across the outfield. Or something like that. All of this is to say that the next in-season Friday the 13th will be 8/13/2010, and I fully expect for there to be an abundance of interesting promotions on this day. If YOU, whoever YOU may be, have any Friday the 13th Minor League promo suggestions then please get in touch (email, Facebook, Twitter, etc., all listed below).

Moving on...The Fresno Grizzlies released a "very special" episode of their "I Hate the Offseason" video series today. The episode is entitled "The Swedelot", so named because it is a "Swede" -- a summarized re-creation of a favorite movie (in this case, "The Sandlot"). The Grizzlies entered "The Swedelot" into the "Fresno Swede Fest", winning awards for both "Best Actor" (thanks to Parker the mascot's powerhouse performance) and "Best Original Screenplay".

I know that was a lot to digest, but do your best. Also, watch the episode HERE.

Meanwhile, the upstart O-Royals continue to move in the opposite direction with their "My Offseason Life Is Average" series. The latest episode, minus the opening and closing credits, is about five seconds long.

If I may make an analogy -- if these two video series were 1970s English rock bands, "I Hate the Offseason" would be Queen and "My Offseason Life is Average" would be the Sex Pistols. Discuss.

Finally, the blog "A Penny's Worth" recently featured an interview with Lakeland Flying Tigers general manager Zach Burek. Check it out HERE.

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Champ Chosen in Champ Choosing Competition

2009-11-11T23:38:02Z

Readers of this blog may recall that, prior to the World Series, the Yankee-affiliated Trenton Thunder and Phillie-affiliated Lakewood BlueClaws staged a "Choose Your Champ" contest. The premise was simple: fans had to submit their World Series predictions, including winner, number of games, and eventual MVP. The fan with the winning entry was to receive an all-expenses paid trip to Opening Day 2010, at the expense of the team affiliated with the World Series loser.

Okay, that didn't sound so simple when I was just typing it all out. But, trust me, it was. If more information is needed, click HERE and HERE to peruse my prior coverage of this bombshell story.

For those of you may be unaware (newborns and the Amish, essentially), the Yankees won the World Series in six games and Hideki Matsui was MVP. But despite the fact that over a thousand people entered the 'Choose Your Champ' contest, no one picked all three of these occurrences. So, the Trenton Thunder resorted to Plan B: a mascot-abetted random drawing. Just try to contain your excitement while watching this Hitchcockian masterpiece of sustained suspense:

Congratulations to Princeton paralegal Marc Rosenthal, whose ability to have his name drawn out of a batting helmet remains unparalleled. The BlueClaws blog caught up with Rosenthal this morning, as befits a journalistic entity of uncommon tenacity. Click HERE to read Rosenthal's thoughts on emerging victorious in this hotly-contested duel of World Series prognosticators.

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A Little Something For Everyone

2009-11-11T19:53:20Z

It's a relatively slow time of year, and therefore my supply of blog-worthy material is at preternaturally low levels. But even in these times of famine I can still piece together a post, in much the same way my forefathers were able to piece together artisanal barrels out of tree bark, dried lily pads, and sap.

First and foremost, I would be remiss if I did not mention the fact that today is Veteran's Day. Many teams have made a note of this fact via Twitter, Facebook, and website acknowledgments, but in particular I would like to highlight THIS COLUMN written by Wisconsin Timber Rattlers broadcaster Chris Mehring. Using Gary Bedingfield's 'Baseball in Wartime' website as a guide, Chris provides a interesting primer on the those who have suited up within both professional baseball and the armed forces. The column also includes a mention of Moe Berg, whose story is fascinating and always worth re-visiting.

-- Moving on to the world of logos, the Midland RockHounds unveiled their 2010 Texas League All-Star Game insignia. Behold this most quintessentially American piece of pop art:

And, please, keep any "crude" comments you may have to yourself.

-- Moving on, I would like to point out that the Buffalo Bisons are prominently featured in a new AT&T commercial. I am unable to embed this masterwork of persuasion into this blog, but check it out HERE on the team's Facebook page.

-- Finally, a news story I wrote on the third annual Mike Coolbaugh Memorial Golf Tournament can be found HERE. Check it out, and make plans to attend 2010.

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Triple Scoop

2009-11-10T00:52:28Z

As part of my ongoing effort to "go with the flow" in all aspects of existence, I will now attempt to combine a triumvirate of seemingly disparate topics into a cohesive whole. Wish me luck.

-- The Lakewood BlueClaws announced yesterday that they will be hosting three "Nine Innings of Networking" events in 2009. Geared toward those in the local business community, these promotional nights feature a pre-game buffet, business card raffles, guest speakers, and, of course, the opportunity for some schmoozing. The BlueClaws commitment to the idea is evident, as the team has already set up a separate "Nine Innings of Networking" web page and Twittter account.

-- And speaking of committing to an idea...Last season, the Bowie Baysox generated publicity for themselves by staging the "Search for the Golden Wieters". What happened was this: the team hid a special edition bobblehead of super-prospect Matt Wieters somewhere in the community, and challenged fans to find it through a series of website clues (spoiler alert: it was in the library).

The "Search for the Golden Wieters" was, quite obviously, a good idea. A good idea that was destined to be utililzed by another club. And the club that is utilizing the ideas, as of right now, is the Lowell Spinners. On Monday, the Lo-Spins (only I call them that) announced their "Find the Canaligator" contest. Clues will be left on the website every Monday and Thursday, and the sleuth who locates the hidden Canaligator bobblehead recieves a massive 2010 Spinners prize pack.

-- And speaking of Boston Red Sox affiliates...Yesterday the Portland Sea Dogs announced that they are selling what they proclaim to be "The Ultimate Baseball Gift". What could such a gift be? Click HERE to find out. Hah, no, just kidding. Click HERE.

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The Autumn of Our Discontent

2009-11-09T20:55:08Z

My recent headfirst dive into the treacherous waters of social networking has yielded a virtual treasure trove of blog-worthy material. Specifically, I am now privy to a seemingly endless cavalcade of team-produced videos.

What follows are two videos that I would like to share with loyal readers of this sputtering, but never completely stalled, blog. Like the Fresno Grizzlies' "I Hate the Offseason" and the Omaha Royals' "My Offseason Life is Average", these videos portray the pervasive sense of boredom and unease that accompanies the cessation of on-field play.

First up: The West Virginia Power front office does their best to re-create the game-day experience, with less-than-optimal results.

Also suffering from a mild-to-moderate case of mental illness is Grover, on-field MC for the Lake County Captains:

The above two videos make it abundantly clear that times are tough right now for those who make their livings in baseball. Thankfully, I have just come across an image that is sure to provide at least a momentary uplift to the mentally downtrodden. Boomer! Arrested for some reason!

Obviously, this picture results in more questions than it does answers. I'll go check the Williamsport police blotter in order to see what Boomer's offense was, and report back in the near future with my findings.

In the meantime, if you have stories pertaining to offseason existentalist angst and/or mascot run-ins with the law, then please get in touch immediately:

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How Lo Can You Go?

2009-11-05T19:51:04Z

If there is one constant in my life, it is that I am forever stumbling. And one thing that I've been stumbling upon with great regularity as of late are new Minor League logos.

Let's take a look:

The Ghosts of Casper, WY recently announced that Mr. Boyd Erickson of Bozeman, MT has been named the winner of the team's "10th Anniversary Logo Contest". Mr. Erickson has recently launched Tumbleweed Graphics, a design company, so perhaps this win will net him some business.

The entire concept of a Ghost anniversary seems odd to me, as ghosts exist for eternity. There is no past or future, only an unending present of spiritual uncertainty within a hazily-defined netherworld.

The sun, meanwhile, is not eternal. Nonetheless, it possess a staying power that is largely unfathomable to those of us eking out fleeting human existences. Jacksonville's Minor League team, which is named after this pulsating orb of life-giving warmth, recently unveiled a new color scheme. Let's take a look at the old:

And the new:

If I had listed the Suns a bit later in this post I could have entitled their segment "Burn After Reading". But that opportunity has been lost, so let me cut to the chase and list the four new items that Reading Phillies players will be wearing in 2010:

Classic Ballpark Game Cap:

America's Classic Ballpark Batting Practice Cap:

Road Game Cap:

Road Jersey:

Looking at the above items, one would think the team was named the "Red"ding Phillies!

As tempted as I am to go out on that high note, I still have one more logo to share. Earlier today, the Arkansas Travelers unveiled their new ballpark logo. The "DSP" stands for "Dickey-Stephens Park", and none of the other virtually infinite things that DSP could potentially stand for ("Dee Snyder's Parents", for example):

This logo hasn't been very well-recieved on the team's Facebook page, with a standard complaint being that it would be more suited to a racecar track. But considering that ballplayers often motor around the basepaths, I say it's a perfect fit.

And on that note, I depart. In closing, I ask that you consider becoming my FRIEND and FOLLOWER. No, these two designations are not mutually exclusive.

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Improving My Game

2009-11-03T20:30:47Z

After talking the talk, I realized I must walk the walk.

The talk that I've been talking is that social networking is an effective and low-cost way for teams to stay in touch with their fan bases year-round (I even wrote an article based on this premise, which can be found HERE).

And the walk that I'm now walking is this:

Official Ben's Biz Blog Facebook Page
Official Ben's Biz Blog Twitter Page

I have spent the the better part of the past two afternoons making sure I am a "friend", "fan", "foe", or "follower" of as many Minor League teams (and mascots) as possible. But this represents just the proverbial tip of the iceberg when it comes to who I can connect with, so please do not hesitate to become my friend, follower, foe, or, where applicable, internet life partner. I always enjoy hearing from my loyal readers (and am still amazed that such individuals exist), and my new and improved online presence will only help facilitate such communication.

It will also help me keep abreast of what's going on throughout the Minors. What follows are a few things that I have come across in the course of my extensive Minor League Facebook and Twitter travels:

-- Last week, I expressed surprise at the fact that no teams had followed the lead of the Fresno Grizzlies, who produce a weekly "I Hate the Offseason" web series. Well, the Omaha Royals are doing just this, and the title of their series directly references Fresno's.

Behold "My Offseason Life is Average", episodes 1 and 2:

The O-Royals videos above are willfully absurd, but not so absurd as the true-life video that a Salt Lake Bees fan recently posted on the team's Facebook page: Bon Jovi's bass player, in a Japanese airport, wearing a Bees t-shirt! You can't make this stuff up.

Moving on from video to the good-old fashioned still-shot, the Everett AquaSox want everyone to know that Webby, their amphibian mascot, has been injected with a small amount of the flu virus in order to booster his immunity to larger amounts of said virus:

And, finally, my travels led me to one of the best Minor League blogs I have seen in a while. It's called "Goshen and Giddings", and is devoted to illuminating the long history of professional baseball in Visalia, CA (a lot of great old photos and team programs are containted therein). An affirmative head nod goes to Donny Baarns, director of broadcasting for the Visalia Rawhide, for putting it together.

In closing, I would like to offer a few boldfaced ways in which you can get in touch with me. Please utilize the following options at your discretion. And thanks, as always, for reading.

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Getting Snippy in Myrtle Beach

2009-10-30T17:46:17Z

The Minor League offseason has nearly completed its second month, so by now it would be logical to assume that my supply of 2009 Minor League promotion photos has been exhausted.

But logic has never been a part of this operation, and if it ain't broke don't fix it. Therefore, let me regale you on this late October afternoon with pictures of a promotion that the Myrtle Beach Pelicans staged back in mid-August: Locks of Love Night.

Locks of Love is an organization that provides hairpieces to children who have lost their hair due to a medical condition.Their mission statement reads as follows: to return a sense of self, confidence and normalcy to children suffering from hair loss by utilizing donated ponytails to provide the highest quality hair prosthetics to financially disadvantaged children.

Throughout the season, the Pelicans encouraged fans to grow out their hair so that they could eventually donate to this imminently worthy cause. On Locks of Love Night, five volunteers donated a combined 70 inches of hair. Additionally, a barber shop was set up on the concourse, offering haircuts in exchange for charitable donations to the organization.

Now let us proceed to the ample photographic evidence, starting with the "before" shot of what must have been the evening's hair donation champion:

The Moment of Truth:

Captured!

And then it was on to the next one:

This stoic youngster got in on the act:

As did team employees (Pelicans director of promotions Maggie Neil)

This guy may not have had enough locks to donate, but he did his part by paying for a haircut:

Bagged, Tagged, and Ready to Go!

Okay, I'm now fairly certain that my supply of '09 promotional pictures has been exhausted. Or has it? Only time will tell...

Thanks for reading, as always. I'll be back on Monday, ready to embrace the month of November head-on. Or at least that's the plan.

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New Jersey Reacts to the Statue of Liberty Bell World Series

2009-10-28T16:55:13Z

If you are anything like me, then the first thing that sprung to your mind upon seeing that this year's World Series would feature the Phillies and Yankees was this:

"How are New Jersey's Minor League teams going to capitalize on this match-up?"

Within 24 hours, that question was answered. And thank goodness, because I had been losing sleep over the matter.

The Trenton Thunder and Lakewood BlueClaws are jointly staging a "Choose Your Champ" contest, in which they are asking fans to submit World Series predictions (including winner, the number of games, and series MVP). Whomever makes the most accurate prediction will receive an all-expenses paid trip to the 2010 home opener of this year's champion.

This is all explained in more detail HERE, so the only thing that I will add at this juncture is to submit your prediction to chooseyourchamp@trentonthunder.com

So now on to the most important matter at hand: MY prediction.

The Phillies will win in six games, thus becoming the first National League team since the 75-76 Cincinnati Reds to repeat. (Suggested headline: "November Reign")

The World Series MVP will be Cliff Lee, who will allow one run over 17 innings en route to two victories over CC Sabathia (suggested headlines: "Simp-Lee Magnificent", "Lee Stings", "MV-Lee", "Lee Sends Message to Yankee Hitters, CCs it to Sabbathia").

I am done prognosticating, because I am an unabashed Philadelphia fan and it is therefore very Clifficult for me to do this objective-Lee. But I will close with the three most pressing items on the comprehensive "World Series Wish List" that I drafted yesterday evening while in an insomniacal stupor:

1. That fans of BOTH teams dial it down in regards to the angry tone of the trash talk. There seems to be no distinction anymore between passion and boorishness, and I have become disgusted at the level of obscenity that is tolerated (and, for the most part, encouraged) in the stands. Won't somebody think of the children?

2.But speaking of trash talk, here's hoping that the New York Post continues to engage in nonsensical front-page Philly-bashing. Rumor has it that they are going to follow up yesterday's image of Victorino in a cheerleader's outfit with a picture of Ryan Howard in a tutu.

3. Finally, and most importantly, I hope that this whole "World Series in November" thing never happens again. I often wake up sweating, out of breath and out of sorts, after dreaming that Game 7 of the World Series was played on November 5 in a 30-degree freezing rain. This is followed by the chilling realization that this disturbing vision could easily come true, and I spend the rest of the night pacing back and forth while singing the chorus of "Glory Glory Hallelujah" to calm myself down.

Here's to a memorable World Series, one that we will be telling our grandkids about ~~due to the fact that they had to go to bed well before the games were over~~. And Go Phillies!

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Bowling Green Sets 'Em Up, Knocks 'Em Down

2009-10-27T15:53:38Z

Less than one hour ago, I received an email which posited the following:

"How many world record attempts have started with a baseball mascot? Especially a bear! Axle the Bear!"

This whimsically-worded missive was sent by Atlee McHeffey, production manager for the Bowling Green Hot Rods. Axle the Bear is the team's mascot, and the world record attempt that he started was this:

Yes, Axle and company were engaging in Mattress Dominos, that most American of bedding-related pastimes. The attempt took place on October 24th in the parking lot of Trent Bedding Company, a Hot Rods sponsor, and featured 150 participants (the previous record appears to have been 126).

As I have noted on a number occasions (most prominently HERE), the folks at Guinness are very stingy when it comes to verifying records. But it's going to be tough to argue with the validity of this one, and it is my sincere hope that Axle, the Trent Bedding Company, and Bowling Green's legion of willing human mattresses are soon granted with the record book immortality that they so richly deserve.

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Four Snapshots From Northeastern Ohio

2009-10-26T17:44:52Z

Last week I put together a post that featured my Top 10 pictures from the 2009 Minor League season. One of the teams included therein was the Akron Aeros, best known to readers of this blog as the team that stages the rough and tumble Cream Stick Race on a nightly basis.

But there is far more to the Aeros' operation than premeditated outbursts of Vanilla on Maple violence. In order to illustrate this essential truth, Calvin Funkhouser -- the Aeros exquisitely-named director of corporate and suite sales -- sent me an email containing some of his favorite photos from the 2009 campaign.

Before sharing these photos with the world, I would like to ask that other clubs (and fans) follow the Funk and send me your favorite photos from 2009. I will dutifully post them on this blog, and together they will serve as a beacon of light which will make our treacherous passage along the rocky shores of the offseason slightly less fraught with peril. In case you missed it the first 275 times I posted it, my email is benjamin.hill@mlb.com

And now, let's check out some pics (italicized text provided by Mr. Funkhouser).

Orbit's Birthday: We had all kinds of mascots here. In the photo, Orbit is playing shadow ball with Sully from the Lake Erie Monsters, the MUCaw from Mount Union College, and Moon Dog from the Cavs (not pictured) is pitching. Orbit is swinging with a sword that was provided by one of the mascots.

All I want to know is this: Which mascot had a sword, and why? Under those circumstances, it would be all too easy for a swing to result in a sliced fowl.

All Tuckered Out: The next two pics are of two of our interns from the summer. Tex and Twilight (nicknames used to protect the innocent) passed out on a Sunday morning in our break room after supervising our second scout campout. Notice that Tex (approximately 6'4") is curled up on the love seat, while Twilight (approximately 5'6") is stretched out on the full size couch.

It is apparently Akron Aero company policy to issue their interns plain white t-shirts, athletic shorts, and New Balance sneakers. Individuality is then sublimated even further through the use of generic nicknames, so that the interns in question become interchangable cogs within an impersonal but dastardly efficient machine. Way to rip a page right out of the Fortune 500 playbook, guys.

Landlocked Is Just A State of Mind: The last picture is of our promo crew, our marketing intern Brett, and me rocking our sweet outfits on Tropical Beach Night. Notice the commitment to the event that Brett (2^nd from right) and I (left) had. That's right; those are awesome mustaches in honor of Magnum PI.

Wait? An intern was just referred to by his real name? And he's not wearing a white shirt and athletic shorts? And it's possible that he's not even wearing New Balance sneakers? Well, then never mind my above analysis of Aero intern policy. It was clearly just a bunch of ponderously unfunny gibberish by a bored writer trying to cope with the relentless slog that is the month of October in Minor League Baseball.

Help me out by emailing me: benjamin.hill@mlb.com

Thanks.