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On the Road: The Ultimate 2014 Itinerary

This blog post contains the ultimate 2014 Minor League Baseball road trip itinerary — all 159 parks in one season! I have yet to meet anyone foolhardy enough to actually undertake such an endeavor (in this season or otherwise), but, as you shall soon see, it is possible.


Before I divulge this massive, reader-submitted nationwide travel schedule, a little housekeeping:

By the time this post goes live, I will be officially be “On the Road.” Here’s the itinerary of my current trip:

April 28: Albuquerque Isotopes

April 29, 30: El Paso Chihuahuas

May 1: Midland RockHounds

May 2: San Antonio Missions

May 3-4: Travel/writing catch-up/miscellaneous wandering (I had hoped to check out the Mexican League, but no can do).

May 5: Corpus Christi Hooks

May 6: Round Rock Express

Please Note! My plan this time around, coverage wise, is to prioritize articles while on the road and then write the corresponding blog posts upon my return. Therefore, blog posts from this trip will begin appearing at or around May 9 and will run all the way until I embark on trip #2. (All four trip itineraries can be found HERE.)

In the meantime, there should be plenty of Ben’s Biz material to keep you occupied: Road trip articles on, Promo Preview on Tuesday April 30 and Tuesday May 1, and the April edition of Crooked Numbers on May 1 (along with a corresponding blog post). Finally, check out the current edition of Farm’s Almanac, a hyper-linked extravaganza of Minor League road trip highlights and lowlights from 2010-2013.


And now, the main event! At the end of March I received an email from a West Virginia-based reader named Steve Bieniek, who wrote, in part:

Hey Ben;

I’ve been following your blog for a few years now, and I just wanted to say keep up the good work. My favorite pieces are always when you’re on the road. As a result, I’m going to start the task this year of trying to go to all 30 MLB parks at some point in my life. I’d really enjoy going to all the minor league ballparks as well, but that seems like a monumental task. But that got me thinking; would it be possible to visit all the minor league ballparks in one summer?

It took me a couple of tries, but if you look at the attached spreadsheet, I was able to fit in all 159 parks, with many double header days included. The drive time between cities is listed beside each day (For example the drive time between Jupiter and Port St. Lucie is 37 minutes) and the second game of each double header day is marked in [bold]. You would need a massive amount of luck as well in trying to avoid rainouts and just frankly making it to each game on time. Perhaps it would be a good goal to have in 25 years when I’m retired.

Just for fun, I’m going to follow which game I’d hypothetically be at each day as best I can, just to see how the trip would go. I thought you might enjoy seeing this and if you’re in desperate need of road trip ideas, this could be (but probably not) a candidate.

This is, quite simply, an amazing piece of work:

Drive Time Date Location Time Team Opponent
- 4/3/14 Jupiter, FL 6:35 PM Jupiter Fort Myers
37M 4/4/2014 Port St. Lucie, FL 6:30 PM St. Lucie Palm Beach
1H 7M 4/5/2014 Melbourne, FL 6:35 PM Brevard County Daytona
2H 17M 4/6/2014 Jacksonville, FL 3:05 PM Jacksonville Huntsville
1H 28M 4/7/2014 Daytona, FL 7:05 PM Daytona Brevard County
1H 44M 4/8/2014 Lakeland, FL 6:30 PM Lakeland Brevard County
57M 4/9/2014 Clearwater, FL 1:00 PM Clearwater Tampa
47M 4/9/2014 Bradenton, FL 6:30 PM Bradenton Palm Beach
1H 30M 4/10/2014 Fort Myers, FL 7:05 PM Fort Myers Charlotte
56M 4/11/2014 Port Charlotte, FL 6:30 PM Charlotte Palm Beach
1H 42M 4/12/2014 Dunedin, FL 6:30 PM Dunedin Brevard County
31M 4/13/2014 Tampa, FL 1:00 PM Tampa Daytona
7H 39M 4/14/2014 Rome, GA 7:00 PM Rome Lexington
2H 53M 4/15/2014 Kodak, TN 11:30 AM Tennessee Jackson
3H 34M 4/15/2014 Lawrenceville, GA 6:35 PM Gwinnett Norfolk
2H 9M 4/16/2014 Chattanooga, TN 11:15 AM Chattanooga Jacksonville
5H 51M 4/17/2014 Pensacola, FL 6:30 PM Pensacola Montgomery
1H 3M 4/18/2014 Mobile, AL 7:05 PM Mobile Birmingham
2H 11M 4/19/2014 New Orleans, LA 6:00 PM New Orleans Colorado Springs
4H 31M 4/20/2014 Montgomery, AL 2:05 PM Montgomery Mississippi
1H 20M 4/21/2014 Birmingham, AL 11:30 AM Birmingham Tennessee
1H 28M 4/21/2014 Huntsville, AL 6:30 PM Huntsville Mobile
3H 34M 4/22/2014 Memphis, TN 11:02 AM Memphis Oklahoma City
2H 3M 4/22/2014 North Little Rock, AR 7:10 PM Arkansas Tulsa
3H 31M 4/23/2014 Jackson, TN 12:05 PM Jackson Chattanooga
6H 7M 4/24/2014 Springdale, AR 7:05 PM NW Arkansas Springfield
1H 41M 4/25/2014 Tulsa, OK 7:05 PM Tulsa NW Arkansas
1H 34M 4/26/2014 Oklahoma City, OK 7:05 PM Oklahoma City Nashville
5H 26M 4/27/2014 Round Rock, TX 1:05 PM Round Rock Memphis
3H 24M 4/28/2014 Chorpus Christi, TX 7:10 PM Chorpus Christi Frisco
2H 3M 4/29/2014 San Antonio, TX 7:05 PM San Antonio Frisco
5H 3M 4/30/2014 Odessa, TX 11:00 AM Midland Chorpus Christi
3H 58M 5/1/2014 El Paso, TX 6:35 PM El Paso Fresno
4H 1M 5/2/2014 Albuquerque, NM 7:05 PM Albuquerque Fresno
9H 19M 5/3/2014 Frisco, TX 7:00 PM Frisco Midland
6H 10M 5/4/2014 Pearl, MS 1:00 PM Mississippi Jacksonville
5H 57M 5/5/2014 Nashville, TN 12:05 PM Nashville Iowa
6H 41M 5/6/2014 Springfield, MO 11:10 AM Springfield Tulsa
7H 2M 5/7/2014 Louisville, KY 11:05 AM Lousiville Norfolk
1H 11M 5/7/2014 Lexington, KY 7:05 PM Lexington Asheville
2H 32M 5/8/2014 Charleston, WV 7:05 PM West Virginia Savannah
2H 49M 5/9/2014 Salem, VA 7:05 PM Salem Carolina
2H 44M 5/10/2014 Richmond, VA 6:05 PM Richmond Erie
3H 3M 5/11/2014 Greensboro, NC 4:00 PM Greensboro Lexington
1H 34M 5/12/2014 Hickory, NC 6:00 PM Hickory Augusta
1h 51M 5/13/2014 Greenville, SC TBD Greenville West Virginia
2H 5/14/2014 Kannapolis, NC 7:05 PM Kannapolis Delmarva
4H 13M 5/15/2014 Savannah, GA 7:05 PM Savannah Greenville
1H 57M 5/16/2014 Charleston, SC 7:05 PM Charleston Hickory
1H 50M 5/17/2014 Myrtle Beach, SC 7:05 PM Myrtle Beach Potomac
3H 2M 5/18/2014 Zebulon, NC 2:00 PM Carolina Salem
52M 5/19/2014 Durham, NC 7:05 PM Durham Louisville
3H 21M 5/20/2014 Asheville, NC 11:05 AM Asheville Greenville
2H 8M 5/20/2014 Charlotte, NC 7:05 PM Charlotte Norfolk
7H 14M 5/21/2014 Dayton, OH 7:00 PM Dayton Great Lakes
4H 31M 5/22/2014 Midland, MI 7:05 PM Great Lakes South Bend
4H 33M 5/23/2014 Columbus, OH 7:15 PM Columbus Durham
4H 46M 5/24/2014 Bowling Green, KY 7:05 PM Bowling Green Lake County
5H 49M 5/25/2014 South Bend, IN 4:05 PM South Bend Lansing
2H 33M 5/26/2014 Indianapolis, IN 6:05 PM Indianapolis Buffalo
1H 58M 5/27/2014 Fort Wayne, IN 11:05 AM Fort Wayne Dayton
1H 41M 5/27/2014 Toledo, OH 6:30 PM Toledo Durham
1H 47M 5/28/2014 Lansing, MI 7:05 PM Lansing Great Lakes
1H 3M 5/29/2014 Comstock Park, MI 6:35 PM West Michigan Dayton
5H 4M 5/30/2014 Davenport, IA 7:00 PM Quad Cities Beloit
4H 19M 5/31/2014 Appleton, WI 6:35 PM Wisconsin Quad Cities
2H 21M 6/1/2014 Beloit, WI 2:00 PM Beloit Clinton
3H 8M 6/2/2014 Cedar Rapids, IA 12:05 PM Cedar Rapids Burlington
2H 40M 6/2/2014 Peoria, IL 7:00 PM Peoria Kane County
6/3/2014 Off Day
2H 31M 6/4/2014 Geneva, IL 6:30 PM Kane County Clinton
3H 20M 6/5/2014 Burlington, IA 6:30 PM Burlington Quad Cities
2H 37M 6/6/2014 Des Moines, IA 7:05 PM Iowa Colorado Springs
3H 2M 6/7/2014 Clinton, IA 6:30 PM Clinton Wisconsin
5H 13M 6/8/2014 Omaha, NE 2:05 PM Omaha Oklahoma City
8H 18M 6/9/2014 Colorado Springs, CO 7:05 PM Colorado Springs Las Vegas
6/10/2014 Travel Day
14H 51M 6/11/2014 San Bernardino, CA 7:05 PM Inland Empire Visalia
40M 6/12/2014 Adelento, CA 7:05 PM High Desert Lake Elsinore
1H 3M 6/13/2014 Lancaster, CA 6:30 PM Lancaster Rancho Cucamonga
1H 22M 6/14/2014 Bakersfield, CA 7:45 PM Bakersfield Modesto
1H 35M 6/15/2014 Fresno, CA 5:05 PM Fresno Omaha Storm
2H 35M 6/16/2014 Sacramento, CA 12:05 PM Sacramento Iowa
2H 8M 6/17/2014 Reno, NV 7:05 PM Reno Oklahoma City
6H 54M 6/18/2014 Las Vegas, NV 7:05 PM Las Vegas Nashville
3H 50M 6/19/2014 Lake Elsinore, CA 7:05 PM Lake Elsinore Lancaster
39M 6/20/2014 Ranch Cucamonga, CA 7:05 PM Rancho Cucamonga Inland Empire
3H 24M 6/21/2014 Visalia, CA 6:00 PM Visalia San Jose
2H 32M 6/22/2014 Stockton, CA 2:09 PM Stockton Bakersfield
33M 6/22/2014 Modesto, CA 6:05 PM Modesto High Desert
1H 23M 6/23/2014 San Jose, CA 7:00 PM San Jose Modesto
12H 10M 6/24/2014 Tacoma, WA 6:05 PM Tacoma Oklahoma City
2H 27M 6/25/2014 Hillsboro, OR 1:35 PM Hillsboro Vancouver
54M 6/25/2014 Salem, OR 6:35 PM Salem-Keizer Everett
1H 14M 6/26/2014 Eugene, OR 7:05 PM Eugene Salem-Keizer
4H 55M 6/27/2014 Everett, WA 7:05 PM Everett Spokane
1H 55M 6/28/2014 Vancouver, BC 7:05 PM Vancouver Tri-City
5H 33M 6/29/2014 Pasco, WA 7:15 PM Tri-City Boise
7H 54M 6/30/2014 Great Falls, MT 7:00 PM Great Falls Missoula
1H 28M 7/1/2014 Helena, MT 7:05 PM Helena Great Falls
6H 16M 7/2/2014 Ogden, UT 7:00 PM Ogden Idaho Falls
1H 14M 7/3/2014 Orem, UT 7:05 PM Orem Grand Junction
39M 7/4/2014 Salt Lake City, UT 6:35 PM Salt Lake El Paso
2H 59M 7/5/2014 Idaho Falls, ID 7:15 PM Idaho Falls Ogden
4H 29M 7/6/2014 Missoula, MT 5:05 PM Missoula Great Falls
7/7/2014 Off Day
3H 2M 7/8/2014 Spokane, WA 6:30 PM Spokane Tri-City
6H 39M 7/9/2014 Boise, ID 7:15 PM Boise Hillsboro
9H 33M 7/10/2014 Billings, MT 7:05 PM Billings Idaho Falls
7/11/2014 Travel Day
10H 18M 7/12/2014 Grand Junction, CO 7:05 PM Grand Junction Helena
7/13/2014 Travel Day
7/14/2014 Travel Day
26H 7/15/2014 Augusta, GA 7:00 PM Augusta Kannapolis
4H 59M 7/16/2014 Bluefield, WV 7:05 PM Bluefield Greeneville
21M 7/17/2014 Princeton, WV 7:05 PM Princeton Elizabethton
2H 31M 7/18/2014 Lynchburg, VA 7:05 PM Lyncburg Carolina
1H 57M 7/19/2014 Pulaski, VA 7:00 PM Pulaski Bluefield
1H 53M 7/20/2014 Elizabethton, TN 6:00 PM Elizabethton Burlington
12M 7/21/2014 Johnson City, TN 7:00 PM Johnson City Bristol
27M 7/22/2014 Kingsport, TN 7:00 PM Kingsport Greeneville
2H 53M 7/23/2014 Winston-Salem, NC 12:00 PM Winston-Salem Potomac
1H 14M 7/23/2014 Danville, VA 7:00 PM Danville Burlington
3H 18M 7/24/2014 Norfolk, VA 12:05 PM Norfolk Toledo
2H 23M 7/24/2014 Salisbury, MD 7:05 PM Delmarva Charleston
5H 53M 7/25/2014 Burlington, NC 7:00 PM Burlington Kingsport
3H 12M 7/26/2014 Bristol, TN 7:00 PM Bristol Greeneville
1H 1M 7/27/2014 Greeneville, TN 6:00 PM Greeneville Bristol
6H 8M 7/28/2014 Hagerstown, MD 7:05 PM Hagerstown Greenville
1H 41M 7/29/2014 Aberdeen, MD 7:05 PM Aberdeen Tri-City
1H 49M 7/30/2014 Woodbridge, VA 12:05 PM Potomac Myrtle Beach
2H 25M 7/31/2014 Harrisburg, PA 7:00 PM Harrisburg Akron
1H 49M 8/1/2014 Wilmington, DE 7:05 PM Wilmington Frederick
1h 26M 8/2/2014 Allentown, PA 6:35 PM Lehigh Valley Durham
1h 51M 8/3/2014 Lakewood Township, NJ 5:05 PM Lakewood Asheville
1H 7M 8/4/2014 Staten Island, New York, NY 11:00 AM Staten Island Auburn
21M 8/4/2014 Brooklyn, NY 7:00 PM Brooklyn Connecticut
3H 29M 8/5/2014 Bowie, MD 6:35 PM Bowie Portland
2H 35M 8/6/2014 Trenton, NJ 12:05 PM Trenton Altoona
1H 22M 8/6/2014 Reading, PA 7:05 PM Reading Harrisburg
2H 10M 8/7/2014 Frederick, MD 7:00 PM Frederick Carolina
3H 6M 8/8/2014 Moosic, PA 7:05 PM Scranton/WB Columbus
1H 38M 8/9/2014 Wappingers Falls, NY 7:05 PM Hudson Valley Tri-City
2H 6M 8/10/2014 Norwich, CT 4:05 PM Connecticut State College
1H 40M 8/11/2014 Lowell, MA 7:05 PM Lowell Williamsport
2H 5M 8/12/2014 Manchester, NH 7:05 PM New Hampshire Richmond
1H 34M 8/13/2014 Portland, ME 7:00 PM Portland Akron
3H 51M 8/14/2014 Burlington, VT 7:05 PM Vermont Aberdeen
4H 1M 8/15/2014 Pawtucket, RI 7:05 PM Pawtucket Scranton/WB
1H 44M 8/16/2014 New Britian, CT 7:05 PM New Britian Harrisburg
4H 34M 8/17/2014 Auburn, NY 2:05 PM Auburn State College
1H 5M 8/18/2014 Rochester, NY 7:05 PM Rochester Syracuse
1H 11M 8/19/2014 Buffalo, NY 7:05 PM Buffalo Rochester
4H 25M 8/20/2014 Troy, NY 7:00 PM Tri-City Vermont
4H 21M 8/21/2014 Williamsport, PA 7:05 PM Williamsport Mahoning Valley
2H 16M 8/22/2014 Binghamton, NY 7:05 PM Binghamton Akron
2H 47M 8/23/2014 Batavia, NY 7:05 PM Batavia Mahoning Valley
1H 54M 8/24/2014 Jamestown, NY 4:05 PM Jamestown State College
53M 8/25/2014 Erie, PA 7:05 PM Erie Bowie
3H 19M 8/26/2014 Altoona, PA 7:00 PM Altoona Richmond
42M 8/27/2014 State College, PA 7:05 PM State College Williamsport
4H 8/28/2014 Syracuse, NY 7:00 PM Syracuse Rochester
4H 56M 8/29/2014 Niles, OH 7:05 PM Mahoning Valley Auburn
1H 11M 8/30/2014 Eastlake, OH 7:00 PM Lake County Dayton
46M 8/31/2014 Akron, OH 2:05 PM Akron Erie
9/1/2014 Off Day

So what  do you think? Can this be done, by a mere mortal? Should it be done? Are there other itineraries that would also work? What stretches of the above 2014 itinerary are most appealing to you, and why? If you’ve gone on a Minor League road trip, what were the highlights? What were the lowlights?

Why am I asking so many questions? Sometimes, it’s just better to relax.

On the Road: 2014 Edition

After an absurd amount of dilly-dallying, second-guessing, waffling, hemming, hawing, and out-and-out procrastinating, the day has finally arrived. The day in which I unveil my 2014 road trip itineraries to you, the (presumably) loyal reader. This year I will be going on four trips — with the first one kicking off in less than two weeks — visiting some 30 teams in all. This should provide me with enough material to last somewhere into the 2016 season, but like anything else in life you’ve got to take it one step at a time.

When traveling within the world of Minor League Baseball, one has plenty of options.


Before getting to the travel itineraries, a few of my standard-issue caveats:

Due to the vagaries of home and away schedules, it can be very difficult to assemble these itineraries. I apologize to teams that were skipped over, and please know that I am a very sensitive man who doesn’t ever want to hurt anyone’s feelings. Nonetheless, I am fully prepared for the inevitable slew of “You were in (X) ballpark yet didn’t visit (Y) ballpark?” emails and tweets, as well as front office comments like “It’s really too bad you’re here on a Wednesday. The weekend’s gonna be awesome.” I do my best!

Also, while there are MANY places that I’d love to return to, priority will always go to places I have yet to visit.

– As many of you know, I was diagnosed with celiac disease in 2012 and had to switch to a gluten-free diet. This makes it hard for me to sample ballpark delicacies with the reckless abandon to which I had been accustomed, but there is a solution: THE DESIGNATED EATER.

At every ballpark I visit, I am looking for a fan (ideally) or local media member who will sample the concessions that I cannot. I will document your eating experiences in words and pictures, so that those reading can still enjoy the comprehensive ballpark food coverage they have come to expect — nay — demand.

If YOU are interested in being a designated eater at one of the ballparks listed in the itineraries below, then get in touch First come, first served.

(Note to teams: if you are planning on staging a contest of some sort to find the designated eater, then let me know so that I do not accept someone on my own accord. Also, in the interest of providing an unbiased perspective, I will no longer be accepting team employees as designated eaters.)

Finally, I will not necessarily have a designated eater at each ballpark this season. If volunteers and/or team interest are non-existent, I am fine with skipping a ballpark or two. It gets kinda tedious taking pictures of people while they’re eating and then asking “So, how’s the hot dog?”

This could be you!


As always, my time at each location will be limited. But, as always, I am interested in your recommendations regarding what else there is to do, see and consume in the area. If you have any cultural, culinary or record store expertise regarding any of the locations listed, THEN GET IN TOUCH. Many of these recommendations make their way into my “Return to the Road” content, in which I write about my experiences outside of the ballpark.

– I have (or will be) getting in touch with all of the teams included, but if you’re a member of the front office feel free to jump the gun and get in touch with me regarding  recommended hotels, story suggestions, designated eater leads, etc.

Sorry for burying the lede here, but I wanted to get all of the fine print out of the way first. And now, without further ado, the itineraries…



April 28: Albuquerque Isotopes

Designated Eater: Megan (No Last Name Given)

April 29-30: El Paso Chihuahuas

May 1: Midland RockHounds

May 2: San Antonio Missions

Designated Eater: Darren Smith

May 3-4: TBD 

I originally had written that I hoped to visit teams in the Mexican League, but multiple people have advised me not to visit border towns by car. I hope to do a  Mexican League trip in 2015, but, for now, these dates are open).

May 5: Corpus Christi Hooks

Designated Eater: Javi Rodriguez

May 6: Round Rock Express

Designated Eater: Phil Boyd

Notes: The motivation for this trip was, not surprisingly, the desire to visit the brand-new El Paso Chihuahuas. They actually have their home opener on the 28th, but the only way I could also work Albuquerque into the schedule was to delay my El Paso arrival until the 29th. I’m also excited to finally visit Texas (I have already been to the four Texas League stadiums NOT located in Texas), but obviously the Mexican League dates are still a big question mark. If that doesn’t work out I’ll call an audible and go from there.



June 4: Chattanooga Lookouts  (Update: How did I miss this? It’s an 11:15 a.m. game and due to pre-existing NYC commitments I won’t be able to make it in time. Perhaps I can still tour the Lookouts ballpark and visit my friends at Engel Stadium).

June 5: Huntsville Stars

June 6: Rome Braves

Designated Eater: Joe Webster

June 7:  Gwinnett Braves

June 8: Hickory Crawdads

Designated Eater: Alex Ward

June 9: Charlotte Knights

Designated Eater: Matt Campbell

June 10: Kannapolis Intimidators

The motivation for this trip was two-fold — to see the Huntsville Stars during their last-ever season before moving to Biloxi, and to see the Charlotte Knights in their brand-new downtown stadium. With these as a focal point, it was difficult to put together an itinerary that didn’t overlap too heavily with trips that I have already taken. I’ve already been to Huntsville on a previous trip, but thought that the “last season” angle justified a return. I also visited Chattanooga on that trip, but the game was rained out. The least justifiable return visit is Gwinnett, but I’ll find a way to cover it that won’t overlap with that which has come before. Just got to get creative! Maybe we can find someone there to be “Ben’s Biz for a Day,” with the end result being a massive guest blog post covering that person’s experiences…



July 18: Akron RubberDucks

Designated Eater: Adam Ray, Joe Meadows

July 19: TBD (Update: Toledo, West Virginia, Lake County, and Mahoning Valley have all proposed visits).

July 20: Columbus Clippers

July 21: Indianapolis Indians

Designated Eater: Tim Mullin

July 22: Louisville Bats

July 23: Lexington Legends

July 24: Dayton Dragons

Designated Eater: George Coleman, Richie Devotie

I’ll be driving for the entirety of this trip, after renting a car in NYC. This one came together after I received an invitation from Akron to participate in a gala (and, of course, ridiculous) world record attempt on July 18. With that as the starting point, I crafted an itinerary that allows me to visit five teams whose ballparks I have yet to visit (in-season, at least). Not much else to say about this one, other than that it’ll be a lot of fun and I’m looking forward to it. How’s that for some illuminating insight?



August 22: Batavia Muckdogs

August 23: Rochester Red Wings

August 24: Jamestown Jammers

August 25: Erie SeaWolves

August 26: Buffalo Bisons

Designated Eater: Phil Walck

August 27: Syracuse Chiefs

Designated Eater: Brian Goswell

August 28: Auburn Doubledays

August 29: Tri-City ValleyCats

August 30: Hudson Valley Renegades

September 1: Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders

Designated Eater: Matthew Vervlied

Notes: I’m a New York City resident, and for whatever reason I’ve found it difficult in the past to put together an itinerary focused on the Empire State. So I figured, why not? I’ll end the season with a New York-based blowout, which will deplete whatever remaining energy reserves I may have left at that point. I like the mix of big International League stadiums and quaint New York-Penn League parks, with the Erie SeaWolves and Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders serving as PA outliers.


Let me know your thoughts on these itineraries, should you have any, and feel free to share any trip itineraries that you may be embarking on this season. Thank you for reading, and hope to see you on the road this season.

And as for 2015 — I think that’s going to have to be my “Rookie” season. Apologies to teams in those leagues, and all teams that I have yet to visit thus far. There’s just so many of you!

Return to the Road: Gems and Craters in the Pacific Northwest

Okay, for real this time: Today’s post marks the last occasion in which I “Return to the Road” in order to write about my 2013 West Coast trip. My next post will include all four of this season’s road trip itineraries, the first of which kicks off on April 28 in Albuquerque.

So where did I leave off?


Oh, right: In Klamath Falls, Ore., home of the collegiate wood bat league Gems. I arrived in Klamath Falls at the end of a travel day, choosing it as a place to spend the night so that I could visit Crater Lake the next morning before moving on to Hillsboro to check out the Hops. Seeing a baseball game during my brief time in Klamath Falls was not something I planned on doing; in fact, I hadn’t even been aware of the Gems existence until the front desk clerk at the Days Inn alerted me to the fact that a game was going on. While I had been looking forward to a night off from the ballpark routine, seeing the Gems was just too serendipitous of an opportunity to pass up. Kiger Stadium, an all-wood facility constructed in 1948, happened to be locating just across the street from where I was staying!

So, I did what any self-respecting baseball fan would do in such a situation: I hightailed it on over there in order to catch what remained of the ballgame. Kiger, as you can see, delivers a rustic and picturesque baseball environment.


Kiger Stadium hosted the Far West League Klamath Falls Gems from 1948-51, but since then all of the baseball played there has been of the amateur variety (the Gems are in the West Coast League, comprised of premier collegiate players). From the Kiger Stadium website (which, as you’ll see, hasn’t been updated in a few years):

Kiger Stadium has been far from empty during years since the Far West League. The ballpark has been home to tens of thousands of American Legion, Babe Ruth League, college and high school games through the years. In 2011, Oregon Tech, Mazama High School, the Klamath Falls Falcons and Hawks (American Legion) and local Babe Ruth Baseball teams will call the historic ballpark home.


I also discovered that the 1951 Gems squad included game show host Bert Convy. This is the picture that accompanies Convoy’s Wikipedia page:


In addition to hosting Tattletales, Super Password, and Win, Lose or Draw, Convoy was an actor whose myriad roles included sleazeball Glenn Hamilton in the soap opera Love of Live. He also appeared in the in the pilot episode of Murder, She Wrote and directed the Goodspeed Opera House premiere of the musical Zapata (which featured music and lyrics written by Harry Nilsson, one of my all-time heroes).

Before falling down this internet rabbit hole any further, let me get back to the matter at hand: Kiger Stadium, circa 2014.

047By the time I arrived at the stadium it was the bottom of the fourth inning. No one was manning the front entrance, and I just strolled right in.




The seventh inning stretch was a charming experience, a six-second snippet of which can be viewed HERE (man, I wish I could embed Vine videos on this blog). Once that requisite bit of national pastime tradition was in the books, I moved over to the bleacher seating area located down the first base line.




Tater the mascot. coming through:



The existence of Tater tipped me off to the fact that potatoes must be important to Klamath Falls. And, of course, they are. Here’s an overview of the region’s potato history, courtesy of the internet.

I didn’t get any food while I was at Kiger, potatoes or otherwise, and my photos of the concession stand are, unfortunately, non-existent. Kiger is unique, however, in that the concession stand was located indoors, at the end of a hallway.


Klamath Falls is home to spuds, and it’s also home to bugs. This photo only hints at just how many winged creatures were swarming the lamp posts at the end of the evening.


This lackluster act of bug documentation was the last thing I did while at Kiger Stadium. With the Gems game in the books, I headed back across the street to the Days Inn and got a good night’s sleep in advance of waking up bright and early in order to visit Crater Lake.

Crater Lake, located about an hour from Klamath Falls, is, to put it simply, the most beautiful place that I have ever visited in my life. Formed within a caldera created by the collapse of a volcano, Crater Lake is the deepest lake in America (nearly 2000 feet) and the water boasts a deep blue color that seems almost otherwordly. I would have loved to have spent several days here, camping, hiking, boating, and taking in the view from the lodge. Instead I had to settle for 90 minutes of idle wandering along the upper perimeter instead. Not ideal, but beggars can’t be choosers.

I don’t have a particularly high quality camera, nor am I a particularly skilled photographer. Crater Lake is just this beautiful:







The high rollers of south central Oregon travel to Crater Lake in limousines with Mitt Romney bumper stickers and chintzy advertisements emblazoned across the sides.


Motorcycles are a far more common mode of transportation, however, at least on this particular morning.


After (reluctantly) leaving Crater Lake, I got lunch at Highway 97’s self-proclaimed best restaurant.


And then it was on to Hillsboro, home of the Hops. (My time with the Northwest League’s newest entity was chronicled HERE). After a night game and a day game in Hillsboro, the trip (and my 2013 travel in general) came to a conclusion in Portland. I spent one evening there before flying back to New York City, with fellow MLBAM employee Jared Ravech serving as a tour guide. Here I am, blocking the view.


I had a really fun evening in Portland, but at this point it’s all kind of a blur. Pinball was definitely involved.


And that — finally! mercifully! — is that. The next post on this blog will contain this season’s road trip itineraries. Here we go again…

(In the meantime, should you be looking for something to read, check out my new book round-up on

Return to the Road: Stockton to Reno to Klamath Falls…

Early next week, come hell or high water (but preferably neither), I will reveal my 2014 road trip itineraries. In the meantime I will continue to dip into my seemingly inexhaustible reserve of 2013 road trip content.

Today’s “Return to the Road” segment, fourth in a series, picks up in “Magnificent” Stockton, CA.


My time in Stockton, at the ballpark or otherwise, has been amply chronicled in previous posts and articles. But before heading on my way to Reno, Nev., I made a stop at Rasputin Music. This is the sort of one-size-fits-all music and movie superstore that weas once quite prevalent around the country, but now going extinct as our media consumption habits move from the physical to the virtual. (In my home of New York City, for example, the Virgin Megastore at Union Square is now a bank, and the iconic E. 4th street Tower Records now houses the MLB Fan Cave. The only establishment of this ilk still holding it down in the Big Apple is J&R Music World.)

I don’t know if Rasputin is still going strong, but it’s still going, and God bless ‘em for it. Perhaps I’m somewhat motivated by nostalgia, but I can’t help spend a little money when I visit establishments such as this.


My core musical tastes, circa 1989:


My core musical tastes, circa 1999:


Cassettes for a quarter:


Buyer Beware:


Finally, a gluten-free pop artist:


All of this is to say: If you still find joy in the act of going to a record store, and find yourself in the Bay Area or Central Valley, then keep an eye out for Rasputin. It’s the kind of place where you can buy Guns N Roses “Spaghetti Incident” for $5 because, hey, why not, it may be a cover album but it’s still Guns N Roses!

(Or at least that was my line of reasoning).


Soon after leaving Rasputin I spotted this establishment. I should have pulled over and taken a proper picture, but, regardless, old-fashioned bowling alley signage should always be celebrated. (I would have plenty of opportunity to do that the next day, as it turned out.)


Finally, a brief stop at Stockton’s “Miracle Mile” shopping district.



From “Magnificent” Stockton it was on to Reno, where I had the misfortune to witness one of the only rainouts in Aces team history. Or did I?

Regardless, I had some time to poke around Reno the next day before showing out for points northwest. The bus station was fairly easy to spot.


But that wasn’t the only over-sized and out-of-place vehicle in the immediate vicinity. The annual Hot August Nights car show happened to be taking place during the weekend I visited Reno, and this was one of the more notable entities on display.


Beyond Bigfoot:





In the midst of all this automotive action, I happened to  notice a most welcome sight.


Delicious, filling, and (often) gluten-free, Vietnamese is one of my all-time favorite cuisines.


One of downtown Reno’s more notable (non-gambling related) attractions is the National Bowling Stadium/International Bowling Museum Hall of Fame.



In case you’ve never ventured to the upper deck of a bowling stadium before…



The Hall of Fame featured plaques for male bowlers, while women were celebrated via paintings honoring their “superior performance.”



Also featured: archaic equipment and pop culture detritus.



Speaking of pop culture detritus, I made one more stop in Reno before leaving town for good. Stop me if you’ve heard this before.


Randy Newman signage on a building’s exterior is always a positive in my book.


The interior of Recycled Records included vinyl, cds, and even eight tracks.




My next, and last, stop on this road trip was Hillsboro, Ore., home of the Hops. I didn’t have to be in Hillsboro until the following evening, however, so I made a plan to drive to Klamath Falls, Ore. so that I could then drive to (relatively) nearby Crater Lake in the morning before heading on to Hillsboro.

I hope that makes sense.

Upon getting out of Reno proper, the landscape changed considerably.



I can’t tell you where I was, but a stop at this gas station yielded both a Big Hunk and a Pop Shoppe cane sugar root beer.




Again, I chose Klamath Falls as my destination because of its close proximity to Crater Lake. I had no baseball plans for this particular evening, but while checking into the Days Inn, the clerk asked me what had brought me to this neck of the woods. I replied that I was a baseball writer, and planning to visit Crater Lake in the morning before before driving on to Hillsboro.

“That’s funny,” he replied. “I figured you’d be hear to see the Gems. I think they’re playing right now.”


Unbeknownst to me, Klamath Falls is home to the collegiate wood bat league Gems, who play at 65-year-old Kiger Stadium. And would you believe that Kiger Stadium was located a five-minute walk from the hotel in which I had elected to spend the night? And that the Gems were indeed playing at that very moment?

I had thought that Klamath Falls would be the one town on this trip in which I didn’t see a baseball game, but, as is so often the case, I thought wrong.


The next — and last! — post in this series will detail my time in Klamath Falls and Crater Lake. That will really and truly conclude my 2013 road trip content, leading to the unveiling of my 2014 road trip itineraries.

In the meantime, please know that I am aware that the season is underway!

A new Promo Preview appeared today (Tuesday), and will run weekly through the remainder of the season.

– A special ‘Opening Weekend” edition of Crooked Numbers appeared yesterday (Monday), and will run monthly for the remainder of the season.

– And, what’s this? A bold new form of Ben’s Biz “On the Road” content? I’ll have more on this shortly…

There’s a lot going on.

Return to the Road: Visalia, Modesto, and Fresno In-Between

Welcome to the latest installment of “Return to the Road,” in which I re-trace my steps during my third and final road trip of the 2013 campaign in order to bring you all of the non-ballpark content that’s fit to print. The previous post in the series began in amid the vast expanse of Bakersfield and ended at Visalia’s Lamp Liter Inn, surely one of the quaintest team-affiliated hotels in all of Minor League baseball.

The Lamp Liter still issues honest-to-God keys, and the room signage was a definite blast from the past.




The on-site diner was similarly retro:


Before leaving Visalia I headed downtown and took a stroll. Most of the Central Valley California towns I visited on this trip were rough-around-the-edges and possessed an air of general economic despair, but the core of Visalia I found to be surprisingly vibrant. A brief photo tour, starting with a record store that was, unfortunately, closed on Mondays (marking the second day in a row my attempts to visit a local record store were thwarted).







I was very taken with Visalia, but my momentary illusion that it was some sort of small town utopia quickly received a reality check.

016 Finally, a bit of history, delivered via the time honored method of plaque-on-boulder.


I didn’t get any lunch in Visalia. My next stop was Fresno, and in that city my first order of business was to go on a brief tour of notable area taco trucks. This tour, arranged by members of the Fresno Grizzlies front office, was covered extensively on In brief, I had a really good time!


My time at that evening’s Fresno Grizzlies game has also been extensively documented. Among many highlights of my time at the ballpark was my encounter with this particularly committed “designated eater” (ie, the individual recruited at each ballpark to consume the gluten-free cuisine that my celiac disease prohibits).


The next day I made a pit stop at E. Olive Street in Fresno.

003The motivation for this pit stop was the same as so many other pit stops that I make while on these road trips: I had been tipped to the existence of an independent record store.


This particular record store was called Spinners. Welcome!



I picked up a few moderately-priced used classic rock LPs (Michael Nesmith, Humble Pie, Black Oak Arkansas), bantered with the friendly clerks for a bit, and then was on my way out of Fresno.

Next stop: Modesto, home of the Nuts. As is my standard operating procedure on these trips, I entered the ballpark while waving to my fans while riding atop a ’59 Corvette.


You can read all about my evening with the Nuts HERE. Part three of this series will pick up with my wanderings the next day in Modesto. A visit to a record store may have been involved.

Return to the Road: In-N-Out of Bakersfield and on to Visalia

The 2014 season is almost upon us, and my recent realization of its imminence quickly led to another, related, realization: I had better finish writing about my 2013 road trips!

As you probably know, I went on three road trips during the 2013 campaign: A Southern Swing, some Midwest League Meandering, and, finally, a little bit of West Coast Wandering. Every last ounce of material from those first two trips has been wrung dry, but, today, it’s time to “Return to the Road” for the third and final time this season. I have odds and ends from the West Coast to share!

This particular trip took place in August, beginning in Bakersfield, Calif. and concluding in Hillsboro, Ore. I arrived in Bakersfield at about 3:30 on Saturday morning, after driving in from LAX, and following a good night’s sleep I pulled back the hotel room curtain to reveal this landscape.


Just across this vast expanse of asphalt was a water park, an appropriate entertainment destination for those residing within this arid atmosphere.


After sleeping late and doing a little bit of writing, there wasn’t much time to explore Bakersfield before heading to that evening’s Blaze game. So, rather unambitiously, I set my GPS coordinates toward a local In-N-Out Burger.



While I find the slavish devotion of its chief adherents to be a bit comical, there is no doubt that In-N-Out Burger is an above-average fast food establishment. I’ve made a point to eat there whenever I’m on the west coast, but this time around my patronage was strategic as well. I was diagnosed with celiac disease in 2012, and since then good gluten-free fast food options have been hard to come by. In-N-Out Burger, with its minimal, fresh menu, provides an easy option: protein style, in which lettuce is used as a bun (yes, I promise that there is a burger somewhere in there). The fries are “animal style,” with a thousand island-esque dipping sauce.

2916I spent that evening at Sam Lynn Stadium, home of the Blaze, which resulted in some of my best writing of the season (if I do say so myself, which I just did). The next morning I checked out of the Marriott — watch the Vine! — and spent an hour or so exploring downtown Bakersfield. Here’s “Lyles College of Beauty,” which I drove past while en route to World Records.


World Records was closed.

002It was late on a Sunday morning, and downtown was so silent as to be a little eerie. What few sounds there were (a car passing by, the cough of a pedestrian) seemed magnified, momentarily overtaking my entire aural landscape. The scene, as I recorded it.




The Prospect Lounge — where Bakersfield’s Minor League elite go to eat?




Amid this desultory wandering I located another record store and this, too, was closed.


Did anybody go to this show? If so, I’d be happy to publish your review on this blog.

Since there didn’t seem to be too many lunch options in downtown Bakersfield proper, I instead went, once again, to In-N-Out Burger. Different location, but the meal remained the same. (Perhaps also worth noting is that, according to my notes, Bakersfield’s 89.7 is a “great radio station.” Further investigation reveals that to be KSVG “Savage Radio,” a community-owned non-profit.)


The evening before, while attending the Blaze game, assistant general manager Philip Guiry told me about a vintage store called “Hidden Treasures” that he was a fan of. It sounded like an offbeat place, the kind of spot you go to if you’re trying to make a doll head necklace, so I decided to try and check it out.

My “Hidden Treasures” internet research brought me to, well, I don’t know where I was. All I know is that I couldn’t find a place called “Hidden Treasures.”




Since I wasn’t in the market for a 420 evaluation, I reluctantly left the Bakersfield area for good. Visalia, home of the Rawhide, was next up on the agenda, and my first impression of Visalia was distinctly positive. Welcome to the Lamp Liter Inn, one of the quaintest team hotels one can find in the world of Minor League Baseball.



That Sunday evening I attended the Visalia Rawhide game, writing about alligator hexes and giant pretzels and whatnot. The next morning began at the Lamp Liter Inn, and that’s where tomorrow’s post shall begin as well. Until then, I remain,

A Dance Routine That’s Anything But

Unless you stumbled upon this blog after searching for “Brett Favre,” “Canadian Tuxedo,” or “skateboard,” then there is a very good chance that you are familiar with the world of Minor League Baseball. And if you are familiar with the world of Minor League Baseball, then there is a very good chance that you are familiar with the Zooperstars!. You know —  that roaming crew of giant inflatable performing animals with pun-based names such as Harry Canary, Clammy Sosa, and Sixtoed Slothcano (I made up that last one).


My encounter with Harry Canary, Tucson, 2011.

The man overseeing the Zooperstars! empire is Dom Latkovski, a celebrated mascot performer whom I’ve written about in the past. Given Latkovski’s professional background, it shouldn’t be surprising that his daughters are accomplished performers as well. But what is surprising is just how accomplished they are.

Nine-year-old Gracie Latkovski has cystic fibrosis and cerebral palsy and therefore must use a wheelchair. Nonetheless, Gracie and her older sister, Quincy, were the winning performers at this month’s Jamfest Dance Super Nationals. An impressive feat under any circumstance, to be sure, but even moreso considering the challenging nature of the routine they performed together. Who says you can’t dance from a wheelchair?

More on Gracie and Quincy’s winning performance, from Kentucky TV station KPHO. 

Gracie, 9, who uses a wheelchair due to Cerebral Palsy and Cystic Fibrosis, has been dancing for years with her sister at a studio near Louisville, Ky. This weekend they took the stage together at the Jamfest Dance Super Nationals at the Northern Kentucky Convention Center.

Their duet began with Gracie in her wheelchair and Quincy also sitting in a wheelchair. Quincy then stood up and twirled around the stage with her sister in a choreographed routine to a song titled ‘Reflections’.

“Seeing both my girls on stage together inspires me and shows they have the heart of a true champion,” says mom Christin Latkovski. Those who saw the performance were just as inspired by the sisters, with Jamfest representatives saying the girls “awed the audience and warmed hearts throughout the competition.”

At the end of their routine, Gracie and Quincy were named National Champions and received special recognition on stage.

“I love dancing and want to show that I can do anything everyone else can because I believe in my dreams,” Says Gracie who began dancing at age 3.

Clearly, Gracie and Quincy’s inspiring work together is deserving of a large audience. Dom Latkovski has spent decades within the world of Minor League Baseball, so shouldn’t this video be shared throughout the world of Minor League Baseball? Teams — share it with your fans! Fans — share it with your friends!

And now, an encore performance.

Guest Post: Saying Goodbye to the Huntsville Stars

Earlier this month I wrote a post asking for suggestions regarding my 2014 road trip itineraries. Responses flowed in (well, perhaps trickled in) via both email and Twitter, but an email I received from one Gillian Richard stood out above the rest. Richard is a passionate fan of and advocate for the Huntsville Stars and their home of Joe Davis Stadium, and as I read her email it became apparent to me that hers is a perspective worth sharing. While this may have been addressed to me specifically, it can — and should! — be read as a message to all Minor League Baseball fans: Get thee to Huntsville in 2014!

Enjoy, and after reading get thee to and read this blog post’s companion piece, my interview with Stars general manager Buck Rogers.


photo: Gillian Richard

Hey Ben,

I just wanted to add my thoughts about your 2014 road trip itinerary, on behalf of the Huntsville Stars. I’ve been a Stars Fan for a long time (since birth, actually. I’m from Huntsville), and I’m really sad to see the team go at the end of the year. However, since it is the last year for the team, I think they are very deserving of a spot on your itinerary.

While the team doesn’t have the best reputation within the Minors, it holds a special place in my heart. Being in the South, baseball usually comes second to college football, but it was never that way for me, and that’s largely because of the Huntsville Stars. I grew up going to games, and I worked at “The Joe” for two summers that went by way too fast. It was at Joe Davis Stadium that I fell in love with the game, and during my second season there that I realized all I ever want to do in life is wake up and work at a ballpark. I poured my heart and soul into that summer, and I was paid back tenfold because of the people who worked there and, of course, because of the game.

 Joe Davis Stadium has a lot more to offer than it’s given credit for. Being the oldest stadium in the league has its perks, one of which is the great wildlife you can find inside the park! Gary the Groundhog was the subject of many conversations, and I think it’s safe to say he’s the unofficial mascot of the Stars. (He even has his own Twitter handle.) One of my cats was a stray I found running around after a game, so I took him home and named him Joe Davis. It just seemed like the right thing to do. There are countless other things that make the stadium unique, and I’m sure you could find several long-time season ticket holders who can share even better stories than what I’ve got. I can think of several people who feel the same way I do about this place, as a matter of fact.

Photo: Ben's Biz

Photo: Ben’s Biz

So maybe the attendance numbers aren’t as good as they could be. Maybe I spent my 20th birthday spray painting a tarp to cover a hole in the batter’s eye because the stadium is outdated. But despite those things, I can’t think of a staff or a stadium more deserving of recognition. Isn’t Minor League Baseball supposed to be about the historic instead of these brand new, high-tech stadiums anyways? About spending an afternoon in the cheap seats, appreciating the simple things in life? Focusing more on the talent and the crazy promotions than on the stadium amenities? That’s what I love about the game, anyways. And that’s what I’ve gotten out of the countless nights I’ve spent at The Joe throughout my life.

If nothing else I’ve said makes you at least consider coming to Huntsville to help me say goodbye to my team, we have a sweet used record store that’s trip-worthy! I would be more than happy to show you all Huntsville has to offer, which is more than you might think.

I don’t know if you’ll be able to make time for it, but I would appreciate you considering it. Baseball is one of those things that gets in your blood and stays forever, especially for those of us who have chosen to make careers out of loving a game. The Huntsville Stars are definitely in my blood, and even though all my merchandise will become vintage come September, I’ll never forget what the team meant to me and what a difference it made in my life.

I think I wrote this letter partially to pitch the idea of you coming for a visit, but mostly it was for me to be able to express how I was feeling about the team leaving to someone who might understand. Thanks for reading, and thanks for writing this blog. You do a great job with it, and I appreciate every post.

Gillian Richard

While I have visited Huntsville in the past, Gillian’s email really got me thinking about how a “final” visit would be appropriate. While I am not ready to announce my road trip itineraries yet (i’s need to be dotted, t’s need to be crossed, blah blah blah), I have put together a trip that does include Huntsville on the schedule. I’ll be there in early June, God willing, chomping at the bit to visit that used record store.

But, more importantly, I hope that Gillian has inspired YOU to perhaps visit the Stars in their final season. You might get to meet Gary the Groundhog, and, who knows? You might get to go on the field after a rain out and watch the general manager use a bullwhip to pull a sword out of a guy’s mouth. That’s what happened when I stopped by in 2009.

Return to the Road: A Three-Sided Midland Perspective

Thus far, this ongoing “Return to the Road” series has highlighted outside-of-the-ballpark trip highlights from Appleton, WI to Beloit, WI (but barely) to Midland, MI. Midland is where we are going to remain, as we begin today’s fourth and final post in the series.


I awoke in Midland on Wednesday, June 26, and had a little bit of time to explore after checking out of the hotel. After all, that evening’s destination of Lansing (home of the Lugnuts) was just a short drive away. My partner in these explorations was writer Matt LaWell, who shadowed me during this trip as part of a book he is writing on Minor League Baseball. We began in downtown Midland, which included the periodic table-influenced “H Hotel” and its attendant eateries “Table restaurant” and the “Zinc Cafe.”


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The heart of downtown Midland, and certainly its most recognizable landmark,  is “The Tridge,”


The Tridge, built in 1981, is what its name implies: a three-way bridge (built at the confluence of the Tittabawassee and Chippewa Rivers). A Farmer’s Market is located nearby (it wasn’t open on the day I visited), and a variety of cultural events are held in and around this area as well. It’s all very scenic and well-maintained, and we were fortunate enough to have visited on a beautiful day.


This statue, simply title “Couple,” features its titular individuals gazing upon the Tridge in perpetuity.



After a little bit of wandering, we came upon the similarly-titled “Family.”





Unfortunately, a certain subset of Midland’s public statue-viewing public can’t keep their hands to themselves.


A little bit of local history, courtesy of a rock.


These idyllic early afternoon wandering were much enjoyed, but soon enough it was time to depart not just the Tridge but Midland itself. Farewell county courthouse, I hardly knew ye!


From here on out, my outside-of-the-ballpark content from this week-long Midwest League excursion is exceedingly minimal. As previously mentioned, I attended that night’s Lansing Lugnuts game (and wrote about it HERE and HERE and HERE). Unfortunately, there was no time to explore Lansing proper, as I had to get up bright and early the next morning in order to appear on Grand Rapids radio. That was the first act in what turned out to be a full-to-bursting West Michigan Whitecaps experience, which was chronicled HERE and HERE and, yes, even HERE.  My time with the Whitecaps turned out to be so full-to-bursting that I didn’t get any real chance to explore Grand Rapids, either, although on the way out of the city Matt LaWell and I stopped at an eatery recommended by then-Lansing Lugnuts broadcaster Slavko Bekovic.

This eatery was called “The Winchester.” As a Brooklyn resident, I am quite familiar with this sort of establishment: a locally-sourced nouveau American bistro with self-consciously hip sensibilities.


Here’s a picture of Matt LaWell at the bar. I only wish his well-manicured mustache was visible, as well-manicured mustaches are just the sort of thing one would expect to see at such an establishment.


If you’ve got $40 to spend on a hamburger, then you’re everything that is wrong with America. But if this is wrong, maybe you don’t want to be right….


All in all the Winchester had a very impressive menu, and “GF” designations are always much appreciated by celiac disease-afflicted individuals such as myself.


An order of chicken wings and polenta fries turned out to be way more food that I bargained for.


Sorry for the anti-climax, but this is all I’ve got and my Midwest League 2013 content well is now officially dry. (From Grand Rapids it was on to South Bend and my time visiting the Silver Hawks was chronicled HERE and HERE. Unfortunately, time constraints were such that no explorations of South Bend proper were able to take place.)

Therefore, this particular “Return to the Road” series is going to end with a picture of chicken wings and polenta fries. Isn’t that always the case?

In any case —  I’ll “Return to the Road” again before the offseason is through, in order to cover August’s trip to the West Coast. Gotta milk the material for all it’s worth!

Return to the Road: A Well En-Dow-ed Afternoon in Midland

It’s time for another installment of “Return to the Road,” in which I, yes, return to the road in order to further elaborate on that which was experienced during my 2013 Minor League road trips. Part one of this episodic adventure covered Appleton, WI, part two covered Beloit, WI (however fleetingly), and today will cover Midland, MI (home of the Great Lakes Loons).

bens_map_2013_ha1isac9I spend the entirety of Tuesday, June 24 in Midland, giving me plenty of time to explore the city before attending that evening’s Loons game. Often when I  find myself in this type of situation, I look up the location of a local record store and orient my wanderings from there. But this time was different, as Loons vice president of marketing Chris Mudhenk had magnanimously set up an afternoon itinerary of local cultural destinations.

I wrote a story on all of this for, but in the interest of redundancy and copious photo-dumping I will recap it here as well. First up was the Alden B. Dow Home and Studio.


From the piece:

In many ways, Midland is synonymous with Dow Chemical, as Herbert Henry Dow established the company there in the late 19th century, and its headquarters have remained there ever since.

Herbert’s son Alden was a disciple of Frank Lloyd Wright who went on to enjoy a distinguished architectural career, and for the last 50 years of his life he lived and worked in a whimsical yet geometrically precise house — constructed largely with one-foot square “Unit Blocks” recycled from the chemical company — that has since been designated a National Historic Landmark.

Pictures weren’t allowed inside the house, but these outdoor images help to illustrate the spirit of pragmatic whimsy which infused Dow’s work.








Next up was the Midland Center of the Arts, beginning with a stop at the Alden B. Dow Museum of Science and Art. Again, from the piece:

The Midland Center for the Arts is a cultural consortium, a one-stop humanities shop in which “art, science, history, music, theatre, dance, films, camps, classes and professional world-class entertainers live under one roof.” The building housing these complementary entities was designed by none other than Alden B. Dow and is anchored by the four-story Alden B. Dow Museum of Science and Art.

Assistant marketing director Kristen Wuerfel gave me a brief after-hours tour of the facility, passing by attractions such as a mastodon skeleton, an interactive periodic table of the elements and a full-size farm tractor en route to a fourth floor “Icons of the Sky” exhibit featuring the Lego architecture of Adam Reed Tucker.






Next door to the museum is the Dow Gardens. For the last time, an excerpt from my piece:

This 110-acre sanctuary was developed by Herbert [Dow], expanded upon by Alden, and now maintained via the Herbert H. and Grace A. Dow Foundation. Amid the impeccably maintained expanses of grass, curved pathways and idyllic waterways are a variety of sculptures, many of which are installed temporarily. Dow Gardens assistant director Elizabeth Lumbert explained, “Our visitors might not like everything they see, but the art helps people see the landscape in a fresh way.”

Dow Gardens [then featured] an exhibit titled “Zimsculpt,” which highlights work done by Zimbabwean artists.




Not a bad way to spend an afternoon; those considering visiting Midland in order to see the Loons should know that they’ll have plenty to do beforehand. My evening was spent at the Loons game, of course, and you can read about that experience HERE. But if I had to sum it all up in one photo, then that photo is this.


There will be one more “Return to the Road” post next week. After that, other topics will be explored. I’m just not sure what, so let me know if you any suggestions or perhaps want to write a guest post. Like a produce stand sold out of everything except corn, I’m all ears.


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