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If you want or need more information on this little bit of Minor League promotional genius, then simply click here (I am linking to the Mets.com version of the article, so that one can also enjoy the supremely entertaining reader comments).
But the Cyclones aren’t the only team that have come down with a temporary case of Obama-mania. In Charleston, South Carolina (a red state, no less), the RiverDogs have launched several promotions that are related to our new Commander-in-Chief.
First, there was last year’s Bobblection, which was staged by all six of the Goldklang Group’s professional ballclubs. Upon arriving at Charleston’s Joseph P. Riley ballpark, fans were given the choice of an Obama or McCain bobblehead. 58.1% chose Obama.
Then, last week, the RiverDogs announced their new “Stay’Cation” ticket package with a press release that began thusly:
“Even though Barack Obama was inaugurated as the 44th president of the
United States less than two weeks ago, the Charleston RiverDogs are
still on the inauguration kick announcing the inception of the
STAY’CATION Package as part of the season-long Stretch Your Dollar
The above example is a marginal one, but I must work in threes. For my third example is the best of all. Behold, this:
The Charleston RiverDogs want to present the Obamas with a
unique breed for their new family pet, Charlie the RiverDog.
Charlie the RiverDog is, of course, a mascot. Apparently, he will make an ideal White House resident:
While not technically a labradoodle or Portuguese water dog, Charlie is
one-of-a kind and most importantly, a certified rescue dog which should
sit well with the First Lady. On top of that, the many people walking
around the White House won’t have to worry about stepping in any
“unfortunate accidents” because Charlie comes completely housetrained.
Well, that’s good to know. But the most impressive selling points are mentinoned a few paragraphs later:
President and Mrs. Obama made the fist bump hip and popular during the
road to the White House and Charlie is prepared to help them take it to
the next level with some “booty bumping.” During Presidential dinners
Charlie can help bring smiles to foreign heads of state with his
impressive array of dance moves to nearly any type of music.
If the opportunity to help a Minor League mascot become the family dog of a newly-elected President is something that appeals to the inner core of your being, then your next move should be to join the Facebook group “Send Charlie to the White House“.
This is democracy in action, practiced in exactly the way our forefathers intended.
So, without further ado, here are some odds and ends:
— Tonight I will be a guest on Minor League Baseball Radio. The show begins at 11 p.m., and I believe that I will be up first. So listen in, and call the studio @ 646-652-2962 if you have any pressing questions for yours truly.
— Today my first “Perspectives” piece ran on MiLB.com. Check it out here. Not surprisingly, it focuses on blogging. Please give it a read, and then take my suggestion: start a Minor League blog! Find your niche and get writing.
— Finally, there is this piece on the Bowling Green Hot Rods and their quest to decorate their team store with license plates. If you think this is the kind of story that would have made a good blog post…well, you’re right. But this is the kind of information that has got to get to the masses as we all work toward saturating the media landscape with information pertaining to the world of the Minor Leagues. That’s what we’re doing, right? Hello?
Okay, hopefully tomorrow will include some original content. Goodbye for now, and apologies for the lack of jokes in this post. It goes against every instinct I have to write a post and not include any horrible puns or plays on words.
Throughout the past month, I have taken the time to highlight some promotions to look out for during the 2009 season (if the content of these posts has slipped your mind, just click here, here, and here).
But an email arrived in my inbox today touting what may be 2009’s premier promo thus far: On June 23, the Brooklyn Cyclones will transform themselves into the BARACKLYN Cyclones. The club has established a website that is dedicated solely to this promotion, and is well worth exploring. But here are the most crucial details:
For one night this summer, the Brooklyn Cyclones will be
transformed into the Baracklyn Cyclones, honoring the 44th President of the United
States with a night of patriotic partying at
The June 23rd festivities will feature:
white, and blue jerseys adorned with the team’s new name
Obama bobbleheads to the first 2,500 fans in attendance, featuring
the President in a Baracklyn Cyclones Jersey
Stimulus Package: From 10am
on January 20th – Inauguration Day – to midnight
on January 23rd, ticket prices for the June 23rd game will be “rolled back” to
the Cyclones’ inaugural 2001 season rates: $10 Field Box Seats, $8 Box Seats,
$5 Bleacher Seats. Beginning January 24th, tickets will be priced at the
regular 2009 rates ($15, $12, $8)
Universal Health Care: Free Band-Aids to
the first 1,000 fans
Naming Rights: Anyone named Barack gets in
for free (Bring your ID on the night of the game)
Joe the Plumber special: any plumber named
Joe gets two free tickets – one for
himself, and one to “spread the wealth”
with a friend (Bring your ID and a business card or proof of employment on the
night of the game)
Bi-Partisan Consolation Prize: anyone named
McCain or Palin will get a free Bleacher Seat (Bring your ID on the night of
A clear-cut Exit Strategy: fans will
receive American Flags and discount coupons as they leave the ballpark.
All in all, this stands to be the most talked-about political promo since Bobblection riveted our nation last summer. Now, I realize that some of you may be saying that you just McCain’t wait until June 23, because all other promotions Palin comparison. Well, I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you’re going to have to Biden your time until then.
Nothing like going out on a high note, right? Email all complaints to: firstname.lastname@example.org