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Think Before You Cut

Approximately three weeks ago, I put together a post detailing my experiences at a Vermont Lake Monsters game. At the end of said post, I mentioned that a house across the street from Centennial Field was emblazoned with some Vermont-style revolutionary rhetoric. I also mentioned that I was working on obtaining a photo of this house.

Well, a photo has been obtained. Please observe:

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I imagine that it will only be a matter of time before the “Cut Consumption, Not Foreskin” movement goes national. Get on board now or get left behind.

Apologies for the fact that today’s post is so lightweight. In all honesty, I’m having a hard time concentrating right now. I’m going to see Heaven and Hell tonight (Black Sabbath with Dio instead of Ozzy), and I’m really excited about it.

In the meantime, please read the penultimate “Promotion Preview” of the season. Then, get in touch to let me know the ways in which I have failed to make you laugh. Of these, there are many.

benjamin.hill@mlb.com

There's No Hope In Dope

_vero_beach.gifWhen we last checked in with our friends in Vero Beach, it was to highlight their “Revolutionary War Night” promotion. In that post, it was mentioned that one of the club’s upcoming promos would be “Anti-Doping Night”. This special evening was strategically scheduled two days before “Olympic Night”, and was expressly designed to “promote healthy living and a drug-free lifestyle.”

Also on the Anti-Doping Night agenda was the distribution of 200 urine sample cups, a humorous nod to the standard drug test procedure. D-Rays Communications Manager Christa McElyea reports that not everyone “got it” when it came to the urine sample cups. Take this woman, for example:

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But after conversing with a team employee, and obtaining more information from a passing golf cart, she soon understood what was going on:

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Meanwhile, it didn’t take long for immature (yet creative) fans to start improvising new uses for the cup. This guy found out that it holds beer just as well as it holds urine. Well, let’s hope that’s beer:

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Next up on the D-Rays’ promotional schedule is the 1-2 punch of “Keep Indian River Beautiful Night” and “Bike Night”, on Wednesday and Thursday nights respectively. Urine sample cups will not be included as part of any of these promos, but, nonetheless, you’re in luck if you will be able to attend a game on either of these nights.

Vero Beach Puts the Squeeze on the Redcoats

vbd.gifTwo worlds collided in Vero Beach on July 22nd, as the Devil Rays’ front office staff brought the fine art of historical war re-enactment to the ballpark. As part of “Revolutionary War Night”, crucial moments of our country’s battle for independence were brought to life for the edification and enjoyment of the evening’s game attendees.

Devil Rays communication manager Christa McElyea sent along “Revolutionary War Night” photos, remarking that the night was “epic…Martha Washington narrated the evening and our mascot Squeeze even got in on the battle action.”

It’s about time that anthropomorphic grapefruits were recognized as the staunch defenders of American liberty that they have always been! Let’s take a look at some photographic evidence of this fine event, shall we?

Here’s the evening’s distinguished host, future first First Lady Martha Washington:

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The British are coming! The British are coming! (Note that very few people wished to be photographed with these dastardly rapscallions. Vero Beach fans are true patriots!)

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But Squeeze and his fellow American soldiers were ready for the British attack (Also worth noting in this shot is the presence of a man wearing a water cooler as a shirt and a plastic bag over his head):

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The British troops, despite being equipped with cell phones and walkie-talkies, were soon forced to surrender:

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Soon, everyone put aside their differences in order to enjoy a game of jumbo bowling:

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Admittedly, I assembled these pictures to create my own narrative, and the night most likely proceeded in a somewhat different fashion. Regardless, Vero Beach has show a penchant for creative and original promotions this season, and they are to be commended for this effort. Next up on the team’s agenda is the 1-2 punch of “Anti-Doping Night” and “Olympic Night.” Free urine sample cups!

Great Moments in Minor League History

vb2.gifYesterday was a momentous and historic day for Squeeze, the young mascot of the Florida State League’s Vero Beach Devil Rays. The anthropomorphic grapefruit made his national TV debut on ESPN’s Mike and Mike In the Morning radio show!

Well, perhaps it would be more accurate to say that a miniature facsimile of Squeeze made its national television debut. But that’s got to count for something, right?

Right? Who let all these crickets in the room?

Here’s what happened:

“The mascot’s bobblehead likeness was sent to the Mike and Mike show
by longtime Vero Beach stadium announcer Joe Sanchez. The Vero Beach
Devil Rays staff had long discussed the possibility of sending a
Squeeze bobblehead to the Mike and Mike show, but Sanchez made that dream a reality.”

See, its the determination and drive of people like Sanchez that makes America one of the top three dozen or so countries in the world (just kidding, of course…it’s the best). While his colleagues merely bantered about maybe one day sending a televised radio show a bobblehead mascot, Sanchez acted. And here is the result:

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See that circle in the bottom right-hand corner? That’s the Squeeze bobblehead. Florida’s favorite citrus mascot has finally arrived, and its all thanks to the diligent work of Joe Sanchez. Squeeze agrees:

“It’s really an honor,” said Squeeze via telephone from his grapefruit
grove home. “I really appreciate the folks at Mike and Mike making the
effort to put my bobblehead doll on their desk to share with the world
during the TV broadcast of their radio show. This is a big day for me,
and I thank the people at Mike and Mike, as well as Joe Sanchez.”

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